Forget about all those Facebook "On this day, God wants you to know" updates from your friends that keep popping up in your status updates. Walter Mercado -- in all his lionish and gilded robe glory -- had that market cornered a looooong time ago.

No one can transfix a television-viewing audience like la Walter. I mean, he could totally be a tranny character in an Almodovar movie, but in a weird way he's kind of like family because he's been a fixture in homes, via TV, for years and years. So, its him that I turn to when I want to know what the day will bring. And soon enough, the toddler K will learn to recognize Walter Mercado, too.

So shhhhhhhh!!!

Time for our favorite psychic to do his run down of what life and love will bring me on this day. Y hoy dice que no debo complicarme la vida.

CANCER: Venus, retrógrado en tu casa de la diversión y los placeres, podría jugarte una mala pasada. Asegúrate de no hacer bromas de mal gusto a nadie. Cuida con esmero aquellas personas jóvenes o niños que estén a tu cargo. Planifica eventos donde tus responsabilidades sean mínimas. No te compliques la vida por gusto. Números de suerte: 11, 50, 3

Aye, now I'm worried and will have to watch my steps today. Y cuidar muy bien a mi hija. Thanks for the warning, Walter. And for my Pick 3 lottery numbers. A ver lo que te dice a ti aqui.

Wishing you a happy Friday, a great weekend, pero sobre todo, mucho, mucho amoooor!