First Visit to Santa

By Cynthia Garza
on November 30, 2011
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Yesterday was a rite of passage for the toddler: her first visit to a mall Santa. My mom and I took her, and I turned to my mom at one point and asked if we, meaning me and my three brothers, ever went to see Santa, because if I had I don't remember and she answered in four words: "I had four kids." Okay, fair enough. Plus, the nearest mall was 60 miles away, and we saw the Santa that came to the school, anyway. 

I hadn't planned on taking K this year but I got totally sucked in by a Groupon ad, and since I'm totally a Groupon and Living Social junkie I couldn't pass the deal up. I decided to go mid-day, mid-week because I had seen the crowd of frazzled families waiting patiently between velvet ropes at this particular mall last year. We went through the mall beforehand looking for new shoes, to no avail, (how hard is it to find size 7 black shoes de charol? Impossible!) and when we finally got to Santa's little village I almost had an attack when I saw it was totally empty. No one in line, but wait. Is that really Santa chatting it up with the two young girls working there? What the Herman? I was still a little confused when he started to wave us in. At first the toddler K was pulling back as we got closer. Even I felt nervous for her. But he spoke gently (not like that loud Santa in a Christmas Story), and as he asked her more questions, "What do you want for Christmas? What's your name? Do you want Santa to bring you a doll?" she loosened up and didn't even seem to realize I had lifted her onto his lap. She was soooooo serious and would not crack a smile. But Santa kept on with his questions and the camera clicked and clicked and then he asked if she wanted a tickle on the knee and there it was and bam, SMILE! Aw, trick from Santa school. Smooth.

Check out the scene as it unfolded:

    


Spanglish Holiday Mix-Tape

By Cynthia Garza
on November 28, 2011
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Our holidays have always been a mix of culture and traditions, but they're blended so well that it's sometimes hard to separate where one ends and the other begins. We eat tamales (de venado), with ketchup. Yep, ketchup (it's a habit leftover from childhood). We drink Abuelita hot chocolate. We make lots of fudge. We wait and wait and wait until we hear Last Christmas by Wham! play in some retail store so we can be filled with nostalgia. 

When I was a kid we never missed going to las posadas, and I remember whoever happened to be hosting always gave the kids paper bags full of hard candy, apples, oranges and cacahuates. Yes, we were happy to get fruit! I'm also old enough to remember perusing the Sears Christmas catalog and picking out a Strawberry shortcake bike. And a five-piece furniture set with canopy bed that must've been too big for Santa Clos to transport.

Of course, behind every good memory is a soundtrack, and in our house, the soundtrack happens to go from English to Spanish and back and forth. So I decided to make a mix-tape of what we like so that I could share with others. I call it a 'Mi Spanglish Holiday Mix Tape.' It's a mix that goes from Spanish to English, from grown-up songs to tunes that delight toddlers (or mine, at least). Hope you enjoy. I've linked most of the songs to iTunes in case you want to download.

  1. Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus, Augie Rios
  2. Baby, It's Cold Outside, A Very She and Him Christmas (Zooey Deschanel)
  3. Christmas in Harlem, Kanye West
  4. Los Peces en el Rio, Gipsy Kings
  5. Feliz Navidad, Tito el Bambino
  6. Come on! Let's Boogie to the Elf Dance! Sufjan Stevens
  7. Run Run Rudolph, Los Lonely Boys
  8. You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch, Glee
  9. Party Hard, Little Isidore
  10. Todo Lo Que Quiero Eres Tu, Kabah
  11. El Burrito de Belen, Juanes
  12. Miracle, Matisyahu (feat. Shyne)
  13. Star of Wonder, Tori Amos
  14. The Chipmunk Song, Christmas Don't Be Late
  15. Rill Rill, Sleigh Bells
  16. Lechon, Lechon, Lechon, Victor Manuelle
  17. Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
  18. Christmastime is Here, Charlie Brown Christmas

Our Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is Up

By Cynthia Garza
on November 27, 2011
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We decided to go "green" again this year and spare the life of a Christmas tree by putting up our little artificial one. Well, it's not so little. It's medium-sized, I'd say. But it fits perfectly into our smaller (than in Texas, for sure) Northeast-style house. The toddler reveled in all the decorations and re-arranged about half of the ones I hung up. I knew this would happen, which is why I bought new toddler-proof decorations two years ago from IKEA. Dog-proof, not so much. I'm just waiting for the tree to topple over within the next few weeks.

I still haven't heard my favorite Spanish Christmas song yet this season. Con mi burrito sabanero voy camino de Belen! The toddler K's favorite is the 1950's classic Mamacita, donde esta Santa Claus? I've got it on a Christmas mix CD (yeah baby, blast from the past! and the only CD player I have is in the car) and we've been listening to it since Halloween. It's that damned snow that fell at the end of October. Confused me and my holidays.


May These Batteries Die Out Soon

By Cynthia Garza
on November 27, 2011
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We are just three days post-Thanksgiving and a whole month away from Christmas and this Jingle Bells-singing snowman and his dog are already driving me crazy. Repeat, Repeat, Repeat. I may just have to sell it on Amazon (who knew they could go for nearly $90!).

The Year the Grinch Stole Our Christmas. And the Day the Kid Stole My Purse.

By Dos Borreguitas
on November 29, 2010
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I was sitting at the bus stop outside the Metro tonight, the last leg on my daily commute home from work, when I started with the flashbacks. The first was of something that happened two years ago. I was six months pregnant at the time, and it was dark and cold outside as I waited for my husband to pick me up from this same spot. I was tired, so I sat on a bench with my purse and bag right next to me, and I focused intently on typing a message into my phone. From the corner of my eyes I knew the teenagers were there. They were being loud and boisterous, but at that moment their squawking was just white noise to me. Until the next second, when a  hand reached toward me, and this young mocoso grabs my purse and takes off, hauling ass across the commuter parking lot.

My instincts and adrenaline kicked in. I start screaming No, Stop, No, Stop Him, My Purse, My Purse, Stop Him! I am thinking about everything that is in my purse -- my house and car keys, checks with my address, my credit cards, my life -- everything. I start crying as I scream. I want someone to tackle him. I am running, hauling it across the commuter parking lot and I'm not too far behind this teenager. I might tackle him.

He jumps a fence, and I stop, because I am pregnant and panting, but I manage to yell between my pathetic sobs, "I'm pregnant, you asshole!" As I turn around and start walking back toward the bench where I was sitting I realize I am overwhelmed and really crying hard now. A man who was getting into his car in the parking lots comes over and tells me he's called the police, and just as he says  it I see sirens.

To make this long story short (because I want to get to telling you about the next flashback I had), the police caught the kid who stole my purse. And I got my purse back. It was perfectly intact, believe it or not. I couldn't believe that of all the crime that goes on in this city, they catch the guy who steals a pregnant woman's purse. I think that was probably karma at work there. The kid, a 16-year-old first time offender, ended up getting prosecuted but got probation and community service.

So remember, I said I was thinking about this tonight as I sat at the bus stop, clutching my bags and cautiously sizing up my surroundings. The kids sitting next to me suddenly got up and ran to a suburban that pulled up, threw their backpacks inside and hopped in. I don't see a lot of suburbans here in DC like I did when we lived in Texas, and suddenly I am remembering the suburban we had, for a brief period of time, in the mid-'80s. When I was in first grade, my parents bought a suburban because by that point we were four kids and we didn't fit in a regular car anymore. That suburban rocked -- it was brown and tan with tinted windows and a tape player (versus 8-track), and felt like a space ship because I could sit far in the back away from the parents.

I remember during the Christmas holiday season in 1985, my mom let me skip school so that I could go with her and my grandmother in our new suburban to Laredo -- the nearest big city to where we lived -- to go Christmas shopping. I remember drips and pieces of the day, like that my mom bought me two dark velvet dresses and patent leather shoes to wear to school for the holiday parties. I thought they were lovely, and couldn't wait to wear them. I remember being just small and short enough to hide inside the racks of clothes at the department stores.

I picked out a Cabbage Patch Kids set that had baby bottles and plates for pretend mom-baby play, and I remember telling my mom that it was what Santa who was going to bring those to me. It's that age where it's convenient to believe in Santa, even if you know he isn't real.

I think we ate at Luby's that day. Probably, if my grandmother was with us. Luby's is the shizzle to her.

We shopped the whole day and filled up the entire back area of that suburban. My mother had a blanket to cover up all the bags, just in case, I remember her saying. It felt as if we had our own Santa's sleigh.

I remember I was wearing a lavender coat throughout the day, but that when we made a quick stop at the grocery store that night before heading back home I left it in the suburban. And as we pushed the cart back toward the suburban I remember feeling cold, and when we got to the spot where we had parked all that was left was shattered glass on the ground. My mom started going in circles and saying she probably parked somewhere else, where did it go? Our suburban was gone. All the gifts. My lavender coat, velvet dresses and patent leather shoes. Party clothes for my brothers and toys for them. I probably started crying, but I don't remember. I remember being cold, and having no coat as the cops came to take information from my mom about our stolen car. I remember hearing them throw out the possibility that the suburban was long gone, crossed the border into the blackhole of Mexico just a few miles down on the freeway -- where stolen cars and Christmas presents never came back.

We never got the suburban back, and my parents managed to do all the Christmas shopping all over again quickly, somehow. They got me a red coat, with faux wool lining. And a white rabbit fur coat, to boot. Santa even brought me a new Cabbage Patch Kid, a bald premie boy named Isaac.

I don't remember the particulars of any other Christmases from when I was small. This is the one that branded itself in my memory. I guess the confluence and tangling up of these two memories in my mind tonight is just a reminder to beware of the grinches lurking out there. That Christmas where our suburban was stolen still turned out to be a good Christmas. Memorable for all the wrong reasons. But still, memorable and ultimately a happy one.

Baby, It's Cold Outside!

By Dos Borreguitas
on November 27, 2010
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No black Friday shopping for me yesterday. Instead, I took the toddler to play with a friend and have lunch, then we came home and put up the tree. With the husband recovering from surgery on his collar bone, I didn't even attempt to be all supermom and go out and buy a real tree, throw it up on top on the minivan and tie it down on my own. I just pulled out the pre-lit artificial one we had in the basement. Super elegante, I know. But when my husband bought it a few years ago we were uber-broke and I was adamant that we weren't going to spend unnecessary money on a tree. We were going through a lot in my family too -- it was a few weeks before my father passed away and he was very sick. So I came home one night after visiting my father and my husband had this little tree up. He said not to worry about the money, we'd recoup it eventually if we used it again.

No other Christmas tree has ever made me feel so uplifted. And even if it is a bit on the bare Charlie Brown side, it's got a lot of meaning now to me.

The toddler K was so excited to see me piece it together and plug it in. Last year, she sat slumped in her bumbo chair watching us put up the lights and decorations on the real tree we hauled in. This year's tree is all bare on the bottom branches to keep her little wandering hands off those decorations.

I put on Pandora to "All I Want for Christmas" radio. Two things: One, I really, really love hearing "Last Christmas" on the radio or catching it playing overhead in department stores this time of year. But TWICE already I've heard the Glee version, versus original by Wham! I haven't even heard the original yet on the radio.

Nooooooo! This can't be happening.

Can't we start a Facebook campaign to ban it from the radio? No offense to Gleeks, but it's gotta be the original. Oh, and check out that Youtube video of the Wham! song. The '80's were so fantastic AND horrific, huh?

Also, Elf is fast becoming one of my favorite holiday movies because of all its glorious pendejadas. I can watch it a million times and it always makes me laugh. And that's what I want most during the holidays.

My sister-in-law is obsessed with Zooey Deschanel -- she's her fashion icon. She is pretty fabulous, even if she is a bisnitch in 500 Days of Summer (another movie I LOOOOVE). I like the way she sings -- this scene from Elf of them singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is too funny. I'm gonna have to download it from the Elf soundtrack.

Oh, and am I the only one who thinks Zooey Deschanel looks and talks just like Debra Winger?

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